priestessamy:

the-real-ted-cruz:

multiplegenredisorder:

martunamajor:

unlimitedtrashworks:

legalizevore:

my dad guillermo laying it out

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

what level of woke

Guillermo del Toro is a fucking artist and he knows what he’s doing. I love that man

tiredcowboy:

bloodie-bunnie:

nonbinaryvexahlia:

nonbinaryvexahlia:

apparently controversial fucking opinion: some of us need closed captions/subtitles to understand what is being said in a video and don’t want to see fan transcribers demolishing captions with zalgo text or giving their own commentary/cracking stupid jokes when we turn those on 

i promise your jokes/theories/fucking leet speek for some reason can stay in the comments and not in the captions where i have to keep rewatching the video to figure out if that’s actually being said or not

stop putting your own jokes/commentary on what’s being said in the video!

if the video is silent while someone is doing something, there are no needed captions! stop putting weird summaries of what’s happening visually!

i guess i can technically read these yes but holy shit it’s annoying cut it out

i’m glad you suddenly realized captions support stylized text but stop using it, neither of those words had any spoken emphasis on them and this stuff only makes it harder to read captions at a glance

and that’s what captions are for- i need to be able to glance at them so i can continue to watch the video while i know what’s being said. i don’t know what’s being said if they’re cluttered with your unnecessary jokes, and i can’t glance at them and call it good if they’re stylized or written weirdly or full of emoticons and stuff.

You must be fun at parties😐

oh my god shut up, it isn’t “not being fun at parties” or “killing the joke” some people are deaf and hard of hearing or have auditory/sensory processing difficulties that make it difficult to hear, especially with or dialects. 

subtitles are there to give accessibility to these people, not for you to have a laugh in and to make the text difficult to read. it’s an accessibility tool not a school note book.

if you want to do this make your own gifs and put fake subtitles on them if you have to. make a parody video. just don’t kill the video for an entire group of people in the name of “fun”

recovering-and-healing:

My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, shaming or blackmail.

My home will be gentle, it will be warm. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries. I may come from a broken and twisted place but I will build something whole and safe. I’ll sing in the shower again, cook with a smile and dance in all the rooms.

I will heal.

Asking for help

endellionaeternus:

I hate that I have to do this, but I don’t get paid until next Friday. In order to get to university on Friday I need £23.50 (13.20 for train, £6.80 for bus to train and back, £3.50 for bus to uni and back to train). I also need £6.80 for the bus to get me to work on Saturday and home again that evening.

(I will need another £23.50 if I am to get to university on Monday too).

I get paid next Friday, so if anyone is able to help out at all even loaning me the money instead of giving it to me, I can return the money on the 30th of November!

My paypal email is dragonsoulpub@gmx.com

If you can give even a little it would help and if you want me to send it back when I get paid please just let me know.

If you can’t give but can signal boost, I would appreciate it ❤

Thank you so much. (I don’t want to go into too much detail here about mom’s longterm illness etc but if you want to talk about it, I’ll answer a private message).

@mayalaen @thebibliosphere and others, can you please share this if it’s okay?

sin-in-a-sweater:

manufactureyourowngender:

wetwareproblem:

spooky-holtz:

growlandpounce:

scullymosshart:

lady-fett:

eternal-nova:

joshpeck:

this changed me as a person

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?”
“I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

@phallicasfuck