Lord pls someone rp with me
Ok. I’ll be Bim Trimmer.
“Hey. I’m Bim Trimmer.”
Wow thanks Mark that’s so kind of you totally what I needed what an honor W H Y YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT
“Hey. Calm down. I know I’m Bim Trimmer and all but no need to get all confuzzled about it ha ha haa.”
*takes 2 steps towards your podium*
IM NOT ON A PODIUM MARK OR BIM OR WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE STOP IM TERRIFIED OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I POST YOU SEE T H I S
“Ha ha haa. What a jokester! Now, for your final bonus round, would you like to be sent through the industrial meat-grinder or swim through the pool of piranha-chiuahaha hybrids? Also known as chiranhas.”
*saunters 2 steps closer to your podium*
I just wanna go home please let me go home I don’t want this anymore
“Ha Ha haa. I don’t even know what that means but I like the enthusiasm for the chiranhas! Ok, just stand right there we’ll get you into position.”
*your podium launches you 135 feet into the air while the floor beneath you opens into a yawning chasm of yipping madness*
NO PLEASE MARK NO STOP I DON’T WANT THIS MARK NO PLEASE AH FUCK OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO D I E
*you hit the water screaming with probably joy*
*the water quickly froths into a roiling cauldron of blood and slobber*
“OOOH!! Ha ha haa. Looks like you didn’t quite stick the landing! Everyone give it up for our willing volunteer and thanks so much for watching! I’m Bim Trimmer, and I’ll see you next time on ‘HIRE-MY-ASS!’”
IT’S BACK YALL!!
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