kittenofdoomage:

thefanficfaerie:

suz-123:

angryschnauzer:

inkededucatednnerdy:

nuggsmum:

theblackthrone:

sarabeth72:

miyajimosachi:

eazzy–pink:

curseworm:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

lord-kitschener:

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

i dont want to live anymore

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

Why didn’t we all die in 2012

Now who’s wondering why we read fan fiction!?!

@nuggsmum what in the actual fuck

@angryschnauzer are u fuxking serious

I once read a Black Lace Erotic Novel where the lead female character was a sub and her dom fed her Vacherin cheese (its like an even stinkier brie) out of the tub it came in using his dick. I now cant see that cheese without thinking of that story. Particularly the incredibly descriptive part that describes as he pushes through the crust and the cheese oozes around his foreskin.

That’s an image I didn’t need this early. Or at all. 😑

I didn’t need that either @suz-123

Shouldn’t have read this while eating Babybel