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finnglas
replied to your post “You know what’s super great. This is sarcasm btw.

When other…”

hehehe you said “coming”

don’t make me write grim reaper porn just to spite you.

*eyes comments*

*sighs*

“I’ve been waiting for you,” she said, leaning back on the silk spread of the bed, back arched in an alluring manner. It was impossible to tell what the hooded figure was thinking beneath his cowl, but she smiled when he set down the scythe and began unbuttoning the front of his robes.

“I suppose Death comes to us all, in the end.”

“Some more than others,“ he agreed, cold hands wrapping around her ankles and pulling her down the bed with a startled squeak of a giggle, settling between her thighs. “If they’re lucky.”

I’m kind of shocked you didn’t do this as Discworld!Death.

Listen. I know I’ve made my peace with Satan but there are some things too pure for me to touch. Discworld!Death is one of them.

https://www.amazon.com/Dracula-Lover-Skulls-Statues-Ceremony/dp/B012BLLLCG/ref=pd_sim_201_14?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B012BLLLCG&pd_rd_r=697GXC1MQGQWE6RZ61EX&pd_rd_w=za7hF&pd_rd_wg=sNdZD&psc=1&refRID=697GXC1MQGQWE6RZ61EX

I knew I could find these terrible things again.

I’m typing this reply from beyond the grave because this literally killed me.

Oh my god.

I CANT EVEN SAY I WANT TO DIE BECAUSE I CANT LOOK DEATH IN THE EYE AFTER THIS

Grim Reaper porn, for anyone who wanted it. and no not the Overwatch character, although you could use it for that too maybe? Idk I have no idea what Overwatch is. I just know it’s everywhere. Christ I’m old.

Fun fact, thanks to you horrible little monsters I now own several of those statues. I’d like to say thank you but.

…I have either made a grave mistake in who I follow on tumblr, or the very best choice. I’m not sure yet. Both?

Both is a valid.

What does it say about me that I look at that statue and thought:

DUDE, THAT LOOKS LIKE A ROUGH CHIROPRACTIC ASJUSTMENT.

Thanks. This is exactly what I needed to read the day before I go see my chiropractor. That’s not going to be awkward at all 😂

*ahem*

*taps mic*

Boning.

that is all. thank you.

( @thebibliosphere​ I’m ashamed that none of you did it, really )

Trust us we did. It’s somewhere back in the notes and spread out over multiple posts :p