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Chuck: So. Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad. I just
wanna know.

Castiel: I did. I broke it.

Chuck: No. No, you didn’t. Dean?

Dean: Don’t look at me. Look at Crowley!

Crowley: What?! I didn’t break it.

Dean: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was
broken?

Crowley: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s
broken!

Dean: Suspicious.

Crowley: No, it’s not!

Sam: If it matters, probably not… Rowena was the last one to
use it.

Rowena: Liar! Like I would even drink that crap!

Sam: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart
earlier?

Rowena: I use the wooden stirrers to kill people. Everyone
knows that, Samuel!

Castiel: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay
for it Father.

Chuck: No. Who broke it?

Dean: [whispering] Chuck, Gabriel’s been awfully quiet…

Gabriel: Really?!

Dean: Yeah, really!

…

Chuck: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict
ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their
faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around
here.