What she says: I’m fine
What she means: Markiplier and Jacksepticeye are going to be in the new Ninja Sex Party video and it will be the literal death of a generation. I have now gone into an existential crisis and have spiraled down the rabbit hole due to teaser photos posted by everyone who is in the video. How does a group of friends come together and look that good in horrible 80s clothing at a skating rink? Will my heart ever recover? How am I supposed to go on living when I know that somehow – some way – they were all brought together so they could boogey to Ninja Sex Party on skates while wearing tight outfits that show their fiddle diddles?